In 2013, MK
and I trekked in Nepal’s Himalayas, spending time both pre- and post-trek in
Kathmandu and Pokhara. This is part 2 of an 8 part series on our experiences. Please
use this site’s search function to read other parts of this Nepal series.
I like to consider myself somewhat of a seasoned
traveler, one who knows the ropes, and one who can sniff out trouble or sniff
out a scam before it happens. Well, even the best of us can get taken. I was
embarrassed. I mean, really embarrassed;
and I felt like a fool.
After many long and tiring hours, we finally arrived
in Kathmandu, Nepal. The lines for customs, immigration and visas were
long. The arrival hall was hot and stuffy. While MK waited to hold our place in
line, I exchanged USD for Nepali Rupees at the money exchange desk. The rate was
fairly simple to understand. 100 rupees equals one US dollar, more or less.
That meant that in my wad of 1000 rupee bills, each note equaled about ten
dollars.
At the exit, we followed a man with a sign that had
our tour organizer's name on it, as we were instructed to do. He had to be an
employee of the company, right? Well, that is not necessarily so. He walked us
to our car and our drivers, using two porters to carry our luggage.
At the car, in the hustle and bustle, in the heat
and humidity, and with my very tired and weary self helping them load and
distribute our luggage into the tiny trunk and tiny back seat of the car, he told
me that I should tip the porters. I asked him what would be the appropriate
amount as I pointed to a part of my newly acquired wad of 1000 rupee bills. He
told me that I should give each of them five of those bills.
I was tired and worn out. Everything was hurried and
rushed. Cars were waiting behind us honking their horns and trying to get
around us. My mathematical skills had weakened. I misplaced a decimal. I was
thinking each bill was worth a dollar, not ten dollars. I was thinking that to
give them each five notes, they would each be getting a five dollar tip. That
seems high, I thought to myself, but, hey, he's with the company, or so I
thought, he would know what the local customs and expectations are.
In the car, while heading to the hotel, I start
thinking and re-doing the math in my head. I start to get a sinking feeling.
MK interrupts my thoughts. “How much of a tip did you
give the porters?” she asked.
“About five buck each,” I said. “I gave five 1000
notes to each of them as the guy with the sign recommended.”
We both looked at each other, mentally doing what
should be simple math. We paused. We looked at each other again. Then the
realization hit us.
"Oh shit," we both said in unison.
I had just given these porters not five dollars
each, but $50 dollars each. A total of $100! I immediately felt like
throwing up. Tears started to well up in MK's eyes.
"I know, I know. I am ashamed" |
“Do either of you speak English?” I anxiously asked
our drivers. “Please pull over. I think I got ripped off back at the airport!”
Fortunately, they did know English and fully
understood my explanation and miscalculation. They couldn't believe what I was
telling them.
"You did what!?" they asked, as if no one,
not even a stupid American, would ever do such a thing. "We're turning
around and going back to the airport. We'll find him and get your money
back!"
"I trusted him," I said, "I thought
he was one of your employees."
“No, that is not the case." There are a lot of
people masquerading as tour group employees at the airport, they told me.
Instead, they are scoundrels looking to make a fast and easy buck (or in this
case, a rupee).
We figured the likelihood that he was still around
was very slim. He just pulled off a good fleecing of an American tourist. Why
would he still be at the airport after such a heist, knowing we'd be coming
back after figuring out what had happened.
Sure enough, our drivers found him. He was exiting
the airport. We pulled up next to him on the side of the road. He knew he had
been caught. Without incident or him trying to run away, he approached our open
window.
"Here sir. Here is you money." Through the
window and into my open palm he placed my $100 worth of rupees.
I was at first stunned that we now had our money back.
I then turned angry.
“You should be ashamed that our very first
impression of Nepal is of you and your scam to rip us off.”
We pulled away. Relief washed over us. We know that it was "only" $100, but to have this hang over us should we not have recovered the money would have cast a dark pall over the remainder of the trip.
We pulled away. Relief washed over us. We know that it was "only" $100, but to have this hang over us should we not have recovered the money would have cast a dark pall over the remainder of the trip.
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